1. Hold the power button for 10 seconds. T-Shirt

Become the walking embodiment of the IT helpdesk with this sophisticated "Hold the Power Button" T-Shirt. Why bother with complex diagnostics or understanding the root cause of a problem when a forced reboot fixes 99% of life's issues? This shirt is the perfect uniform for the tech-savvy individual who is tired of explaining the same step to their relatives. It is a high-tech solution printed on low-tech cotton. Wear it to the office and point silently to your chest whenever someone complains about a frozen screen. It is basically an engineering degree in textile form. [gem 251126]