CatAstrophe | “No Pockets” Chaos Posse Button

Broke, bold, and belligerent — CatAstrophe’s proof that dignity survives even when your wallet doesn’t. CatAstrophe’s the kind of broke that’s practically performance art. He’s got no pockets, no plan, and no shame — just the confidence of a cat who knows the universe owes him, and he’s collecting in attitude. Chaos Posse attitude in portable form. CatAstrophe reminds you that payback’s tough when your romper’s got no pockets. Perfect for magnets, mirrors, buttons, or anything that sticks around for the laugh. 🧩 Full Description (Universal for small merch) From the Chaos Posse Collection by kalonika design — meet CatAstrophe, patron feline of glorious overreaction. Caption: “Pay for damages?!? With what? This furry romper ain’t got no pockets!” Whether it’s a magnet, mirror, button, or watch, this design captures pure cat-chaos energy: indignant, dramatic, and entirely too relatable. Gift it to anyone who lives with — or is — the kind of personality that leaves claw marks on reality.