Chaos Kitty Mug: Not Sorry Kaffeetasse

This is Alysm — the Posse’s queen of hopeful disasters. She’s got ambition, blueprints, sparkle pens, and absolutely no reverse gear. Every idea starts as brilliance. Every outcome? …smoketrails. But she has no regrets, not least of which is She's not Sorry that she's not sorry. Fueled by ego and delusion (and maybe an energy drink or two), Alysm is always almost moments away from greatness. One part brilliance. Two parts smoketrail. Ideal for schemers, dreamers, and anyone who refuses to learn from last time. Chaos Posse adjacent. Cat-approved failure flair.