First Valentine Minimal red Heart Karte

❤️ Let’s be honest: You’re not here for grand romance. 😌 Good news: Neither is this card—except it absolutely shows up. The front keeps it bold and beautiful with a painted heart and First Valentine typography—simple, modern, and effortlessly cute. Inside delivers peak dry humor: “We are not serious. But this card is.” Perfect for couples who joke instead of gush, new parents with taste, or anyone whose relationship runs on sarcasm, vibes, and mutual understanding. It’s minimal. It’s funny. It’s emotionally responsible. 👉 Add to cart now—because commitment is complicated, but choosing the right card isn’t.