Funny Cat Apron – Astrophe: Unapologetic Destroyer Schürze

Meet Astrophe — chaos incarnate in feline form. (The “Cat” is silent. The destruction is not.) A founding member of the Chaos Posse, Astrophe doesn’t knock things over… he annihilates them with flair. From fallen vases to scorched brownies, he’s the patron saint of beautiful disasters. This apron is perfect for cat lovers with a twisted sense of humor, crafters of chaos, and anyone who treats daily life like an ongoing explosion. Astrophe’s got your back — and your front.