Funny Judge Statement Pickleball Schläger

From one court to another court, serve justice (and a wicked backhand) with a paddle designed specifically for the honorable smashers among us. This custom pickleball paddle bridges the gap between the bench and the baseline with the witty declaration: "Don’t Worry, This Is Not A Gavel!" Perfect for the judge who knows that "serving time" has a very different meaning on the weekends, this paddle is sure to overrule any objections from your opponents. Whether you are presiding over a intense tie-breaker or just taking a recess from the legal system, let everyone know that while the verdict is in, the game is just getting started. It’s the ultimate way to lay down the law without saying a word.