Funny Lab Tech “…The Clot Thickens” Coagulation Hoodie

Add a dose of dark lab humor to your wardrobe with this clever “…The Clot Thickens” Hoodie — a perfect inside joke for hematology and coagulation department techs. Designed for medical laboratory professionals who appreciate a good pun, this tee celebrates the daily struggles of clotted samples, stubborn coag curves, and those mysterious specimens that “just won’t run.” Whether you work in heme, coag, or you’ve ever said “why is this clotted again?”, this hoodie is sure to get a laugh from coworkers and fellow lab nerds. Soft, comfortable, and perfect for work, conferences, or casual wear, it also makes an excellent gift for lab tech students, coworkers, and seasoned MLS/MLTs. Because in the lab… the clot really does thicken.