I’d play dead for you, but I’m already exhausted Ornament

The ultimate gift for your favorite tired human. This vintage biology-inspired opossum illustration perfectly captures the reality of modern romance: "I’d play dead for you, but I’m already exhausted." Featuring a sophisticated "Dark Academia" aesthetic with mustard and olive tones, this design is for couples who value sleep and sarcasm as much as love. Ideal for introverts, animal lovers, and anyone celebrating a low-key Valentine’s Day with a relatable twist.