If Your Dead Inside Go Outside Its Somehow Worse T-Shirt

Embrace the chaos with this “If You’re Dead Inside Go Outside, It’s Somehow Worse” T-shirt — a perfectly cynical take on modern existence. Equal parts sarcastic and relatable, this tee is for those who know that indoors or outdoors, the vibe is still… existential. Wear it to the coffee shop, on a doom-scroll stroll, or while silently judging the world from your couch. This is peak millennial/gen Z humor—dry, dark, and painfully accurate. Details: Super soft cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort Unisex sizing (runs true to size) Available in multiple colors (black, gray, washed tones = extra mood) Bold, high-contrast typography Makes a hilarious gift for your most jaded friend (or yourself)