The Grumpy Goose Anti-Valentine

Welcome to the official home of the "Grumpy Goose"—the perfect mascot for those who like their romance with a side of sass! This collection features our signature cute-but-blunt goose holding a festive red heart balloon, paired with the iconic phrase: "Here’s a heart, now go away!" Designed for introverts, sarcastic souls, and anyone who finds traditional Valentine’s Day a bit too "mushy," this collection balances adorable cottagecore aesthetics with a hilarious, "honk off" attitude. Whether you are looking for a funny gift for a partner with a dry sense of humor, a "Galentine" treat for your bestie, or a treat for yourself to ward off unwanted attention, we’ve got you covered. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Anniversaries, or just because—this collection proves that you can be sweet and salty at the same time. Shop the full range of grumpy goose gear and give the gift of personal space!