Skeleton Dark Humor Funny "Life Support" Coffee Hoodie

This Isn't Just a Shirt, It's a Prescription ​Let's be honest. Some mornings, "waking up" is a strong word. It's more like... reanimation. If you feel more like a collection of bones than a functioning human before that first cup of glorious, dark magic, then this is the design for you. ​This shirt perfectly captures that "dead-to-the-world" feeling with a hilarious, sarcastic twist. Forget a balanced breakfast, this is your real daily "Life Support." The design features a skeleton arm hooked up to the only IV that matters: a direct line from a fresh coffee pot. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for the caffeine-dependent, the perpetually tired, and the proud members of the "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" club. ​The Perfect Witty Gift: ​Looking for a gift that will make them laugh? This is it. It’s ideal for: ​Nurses & Doctors: Who run on coffee (and save lives). ​Baristas: The angels who administer the life-saving 'doses'. ​Students: Pulling all-nighters fueled by caffeine. ​Office Workers: Surviving back-to-back meetings. ​...Anyone who truly understands that coffee isn't just a drink, it's essential medicine.