World of Hurt

A landlubber, I am indoorsy by nature. The world is my oyster, but I'm allergic to seafood, esp. bottom feeders and filter feeders. Besides, shellfish are not Kosher. I sometimes want to be Catholic if only to confess, and since I am guilty of the Pelagian heresy, to be burned at the stake. I believe in my mom and my dad. (And you know, I dig me some green beans.)