Muckey Landing Market, Diner and Hardware Emporium

We know most folks aren't gonna make it to Muckey Landing, Delaware any time soon -- so why don't ya just order some of our merch, wear it with pride, and lie to all your friends about what a great time you had hangin' out with Virgil and Harmon at the Muckey Landing Market, Diner and Hardware Emporium? Your purchase will go toward keeping Aloysius in dog cookies and the creators of Muckey Landing chained to a hot microphone and churning out even more shenanigans for your listening pleasure. Muckey Landing -- a sort of a podcast. Virgil and Harmon say thanks for tunin' in.